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August 20th, 2004
11:18 pm - yeah
i love my ol' friends... i got to see some of them tonight and i realized i really missed them... tim said i am more like a legend now, like big foot. like that i am seen occasionally and then i disappear. i know that that is true and i wanna see my friends again. i miss you guys!
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July 24th, 2004
11:20 pm - yay for rectums
rectum? damn near killed em!
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July 21st, 2004
11:12 pm - i clean turtle tanks
giant sized turtle tanks. they are massive and huge. they smell like poop-vomit. when i am done they are crystal clean. and the stupid little turtles live happily. they are scared of me and try to bite me if i hold them. they greedily eat the food i give them and then hide from me as quickly as possible.
what dumb asses. what fucking dumb asses.
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July 16th, 2004
05:45 pm - here is the soundtrack of my life :)
| Opening credits: | bob dylan: the times they are a-changin' | | Waking up: | hot water music: no division | | Average day: | ol' dirty bastard: shimmy shimmy ya | | First date: | the cure: close to me | | Falling in love: | the postal service: such great heights | | Love scene: | cake: let me go | | Fight scene: | dillinger escape plan: sugar coated sour | | Breaking up: | bob dylan: one too many mornings | | Getting back together: | blur: song 4 | | Secret love: | lovage: strangers on a train | | Life's okay: | smashing pumpkins: today | | Mental breakdown: | primus: mr. krinkle | | Driving: | queens of the stone age: you think i ain't worth a dollar but i feel like a millionaire | | Learning a lesson: | jimi hendrix: castles made of sand | | Deep thought: | sigur ros: "( )" track 4 | | Flashback: | the dismemberment plan: back and forth | | Partying: | andew w.k.: party hard | | Happy dance: | gorillaz: 19-2000 remix | | Regreting: | weezer: butterfly | | Long night alone: | counting crows: raining in baltimore | | Death scene: | paul simon: adios hermanos | | Closing credits: | the beatles: the end |
Your Life: The Soundtrack brought to you by BZOINK!
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July 3rd, 2004
02:25 pm - big news ... for me at least!
I am engaged to the most wonderful girl in the world! Mackenzie, I love you!
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June 21st, 2004
11:42 pm - imagine a world with an endless suply of hotdogs
they'd be so abundant they'd become our currency. 12 hotdogs would equal roughly a nickel...depending on the strength of the yen, i'm not quite sure but...ya know what, i'm gettin ahead of myself here, lets just keep praying we can clone one of these hot dogs.
hey norm, if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would ya eat yourself? i know i would. first i'd smother myself in brown mustard and relish. i'd be so delicious. so...would ya?
don't jerk me around here, norm. it's a simple question. a baby could answer it. if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would ya eat yourself?
oh, you've made a wise choice my friend. if you had said no i would have bitten your ear off. i would have come at you like a tornado of arms and teeth and..and..and fingernails.
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12:59 am - i love my girlfriend.
normally i don't post this sorta thing on my live journal. but i really wanted to do it tonight. she's so damn cute! she makes me feel like a kid again and i have not really felt like one for a long time.
ching chong wing wong
sing song ding dong
cubby chubba i'm ya lova
wear a rubba unless you want trubba.
slap my ass and call me francis.
for you i'll take a thousand chances.
animal fanimal danibal yogurt
i need wub an not no hurt.
swimmy turtle shell is scared
eatie myrtle be prepared.
scary foofoo underwear
elephant presidential sun screen pear.
octopus lover eight armie-arms!
i love her like a bee of swarmie swarms!
i love you mackenzie!
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June 17th, 2004
June 13th, 2004
03:47 pm
whew... playing basketball takes the life out of you.... i am fuckin pooped.
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June 12th, 2004
June 9th, 2004
10:34 pm - 15 more
and anyone that knows who said these... reply with your answer!
1. "it's a gutless wonder pouring a shallow heart out on someone else's floor."
2. "yaaaaaaa ya! la la la la la la la la la la la!"
3. "i want the cash in hand and the beach front land. and i get loco from acupoco to japan."
4. "they'll stone ya when you are at the brakfast table. they'll stone you when you are young and able."
5. "i guess you could call it superpowers, but no one is going to save the world with what i've got."
6. "that wine was the best girl i ever had. that wine was the best girl i never had."
7. "peekaboo! you fuck, you!"
8. "when you cultivate a pompadour it's best to keep the top up for the breeze"
9. "breathing in the fumes from so many idling cars right beneath the sign with the dusty yellew stars watching the sun go down."
10. "turn tablist bless me on my sterio. play my favorite song on my sterio. like macy gray, roots and deangelo, mos def, les nubians and de la soul."
11. "will you or won't you want me to love you. i'm comin down fast from miles above you. tell me, tell me, tell me your answer. you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer."
12. "boredom in the moble home in nowhere USA. somehow gotta make it home in richmond V.A."
13. "stand down, fall apart aand the trouble starts. the trouble starts over again."
14. "i'm a big fuckin dick. i'm a pain in your ass. i drink all your beer. i'll eat the last slice. i give ya charlie horses. i pull your pants down at the beach."
15. "we'll defy the cady coated lies. can't accept pretending it's fine. can't survive with blinders on our eyes. seek the truth, reach the sublime."
do ya know do ya know do ya know?
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08:09 pm - 30 random song lines from my cd collection
this is something that i saw david do so i wanted to too. here we go...
oh.. if anyone wants to know where the lines came from ask me!
1. "on this i'll solo like giligan, wit a million styles."
2. "2:30 is lucky. it's late and i'm still thirsty. the band is still playing we're amped and still waiting"
3. "when ya roll into the carnival anything could happen"
4. "what is good to do is to try to get hamsters to crawl into balloons. when you have ballons full of hamsters you're going to be happy."
5. "in one year i got rich now life's movin so fast. and bein' broke wit no food is just a thing of the past. plus i'm the new phenomenon like white women wit ass."
6. "we jus some cuntry boyz, cuntry walk, cuntry talk, don't bring it round here less ya know fo sho it's jumpin off."
7. "i'll take all the blame. aqua sea foam shame"
8. "we on our backs starin at the stars above. talkin bout what we gonna be when you grow up. i said 'what you wanna be?' she said 'alive' it made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes"
9. "she came slidin on down the alleyway like butter drippin off a hot buscuit."
10. "lookin for a pillow of solid rock. bathing in the city's aquaduct."
11. "who's that out there floatin in space? BRRRR! STICK EM! it's my buddy zorak, an evil disgrace."
12. "i need you here. i'm dyin, i'm burnin, i'm warnin, i'm bleedin."
13. "a time to mourn this world cries out in despair. too overrun by adversity."
14. " flavor flav and I.C.E. once said something that made me want to burn my liqour store down to the ground. but i just can't leave the pad cause i'll surely wind up dead, cause i know they're out there waitin and watchin for me."
15. "your lives are open wide. the v-chip gives them signs of all the life running through her hair."
ok well i will stop for now at 15... but i will do fifteen more soon. much love to all.
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June 6th, 2004
12:51 pm
C:\My Documents\My Music\supavyllenz\homeless vyllenz\HV-album-cover.jpg
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May 26th, 2004
May 22nd, 2004
11:02 pm - my mall adventure
today i went to the mall. in doing so i ran into a man. he was 30 maybe. possibly 35. he asked me a question.
"excuse me, excuse me, what's ten percent of 40?"
to which i quickly replied, "four".
his friend who was next to him said, "see, four dollars".
okay. people are dumb. i mean dumber than you think. i mean, i always have a sort of cynical outlook on the education of people now as opposed to yesteryears long past. but when i actually witness grown men who can't figure out 4th grade math equations i feel totally confirmed in my beliefs.
it makes me sick actually. c'mon. you should know this.
10% of 40.
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May 21st, 2004
May 20th, 2004
May 14th, 2004
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